{"product_id":"department-of-christmas-efficiency-seal-sticker-white","title":"Department of Christmas Efficiency Seal Sticker","description":"Efficiency isn't optional, it's policy!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRep the Department of Christmas Efficiency (DOCE) with this official logo sticker - your mark of commitment to smarter spending, fewer excess decorations, and a holiday season that actually makes sense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned as a bold, government style seal, this sticker brings satirical authority to your laptop, water bottle, or workspace.  Whether your cutting back on unnecessary holiday chaos or just love the humor, this is your official badge of festive discipline..\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it. Enforce it. Optimize Christmas.","brand":"Political Parody","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43181647298649,"sku":"8794208_10163","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43181647331417,"sku":"8794208_10164","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43181647364185,"sku":"8794208_10165","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/1412\/4633\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-4x4-default-69c834e961823.jpg?v=1774728436","url":"https:\/\/politicalparody.com\/products\/department-of-christmas-efficiency-seal-sticker-white","provider":"Political Parody","version":"1.0","type":"link"}