The Real Gangster Tee

Forget Al Capone - the real muscle in Illinois wears suits and collects "revenue." This shirt calls out the state where the mob may be cone, but the shakedown never stopped. From the tollway to the income tax, every payday feels like protection money with a receipt.

Whether you're dodging potholes, bullets, or property assessments, this tee reminds everyone who's really running Chicago - and it's not the guy with a violin case.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!