Tornado Theme Park Tee

Who needs Six Flags when you've got sirens, storm shelters, and a front row seat to nature's roller coaster? Kansas doesn't charge admission - the thrill rides come free with every thunderhead.
This tee is for the folks who measure excitement in miles per hour, not ticket prices. From cows flying by to houses changing ZIP codes, Tornadoes Are Our Theme Park is your all-access pass to the heartland's wildest attraction.